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Thread #88825   Message #1708820
Posted By: Mr Happy
02-Apr-06 - 12:30 PM
Thread Name: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Johnnie the sodomy


Lao Johnnie sodomy he he lives so long as he has the consummation the health.

Then day he led the wife to the care for him in him since birth the year.

Chorus:

Sings: I believed that, I believed,
The Lao Johnnie sodomy will be a homosexual old sodomy,
And a homosexual old sodomy is he.

Now old man person Bugger she has a bad leg,
Doctor issues an order her to supply the lodgings,
Calls Johnnie and him to say to him, '
You will have to rub you with the gin wife's left leg. '

Now Lao Johnnie sodomy idea ' the twere sin,
Rubs him with the gin wife's left leg.
So he has drawn out stopping and has poured out it under his throttle,
Is rubbed with the bottle he wife's left leg!

God the bee and the bee which manufactured has done the honey.
God the person and the person which manufactured has maked the money.
The money is manufactured the devil and the devil has done the sin.
We will have to dig a pit for the investment sodomy.

The Lao Johnnie sodomy goes one day.
Gets down he has becoming lost by the river.
Johnnie tumbled and he to start to shout;
Does not have sodomy there for to draw out the sodomy.

He dies Johnnie and he goes to the heaven.
There him to about 11 and half o'clock
. St. Peter met him in the gate, and said '
The Johnnie sodomy you are too bloody late!'