♫Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink.
The years go by, as quickly as a wink;
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think."♫

"Just because there's snow on the roof, it doesn't mean the fire's out in the hearth"

Methinks "perverse amusement" is all some folks can aspire to ☺...