Ah, what's next? Let's see, what are some of those things that are probably out of copyright (don't want to get sued, now!) that might possibly maybe offend me and you....

Othello, The Merchant of Venice, The Tell-Tale Heart, Don Quixote de la Mancha, Hamlet, The Canterbury Tales, Romeo and Juliet, Midsummer Night's Dream, All's Well That Ends Well, Davy Crockett's Almanac, Uncle Remus, Just So Stories, The Adventure of the Yellow Face, Moby-Dick, The Scarlet Letter, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Mother Goose, The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Andersen, White Fang, David Copperfield, Oliver Twist, Great Expectations....

And the newer stuff, like Lord of the Flies or Black Boy or All Quiet On The Western Front or...why, it's just appalling! I can't even read Beatrix Potter without being offended by that Mr. MacGregor!

Ah do thank ah'll jist haf ta sit down with a julep until mah nerves are right again....