Bobert-

All kidding aside (he, he!) some of us are really worried about your physical health. We've given up on your mental health...

But have you really considered what your worm might be? SCIENTISTS, you know the really serious people, have recently discovered the ZOMBIE WORM. Take a peak: Click at Your Own Risk!

Isn't the internet a wonderful resource? If I wasn't feeling well it's the first place I'd go. I bet you're feeling better already. You're lucky. It might have been a fluke!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble