This is an old thread I know, but had to add and ask....

First, a New Verse.

As I came home on a Thursday night,
As drunk as drunk could be,
I saw a wrinkle in the sheets
Where I thought I should be
And I called to my wife and I said to her
Would you kindly tell to me
What is that wrinkle in the sheets
Where I think I should be

Oh you're drunk you drunk, you silly ol' fool
But still ya' canna see
That's the lovely new kitten that
My mother sent to me

Well many's a day I travelled sure
A hundred miles or more,
But a kitten standin' at six foot two
I never saw before.

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 9-Jul-02.