You all can count me in the splinter group, Beezer... Heck, you see's d'd worm??? Chemotherapy??? Neither of 'um is fir me... Yes, I'm sure it was a splinter with a green head and worm like body, which was prolly just puss 'er somethin'...

I prolly should have kept it but, okay, I did the surgery quite descretly while at one of the P-Vine's azalea club meetings... Yeah, I was fallin' alseep and din't want to embarrass her by either snorin' or fallin' outtas my chair... Them people take those danged palnts way too serious... So I took out my trusty, rusty pocketknife and did the removal while folks argues over just how pink this slide was over the other slide (like who really cares???)... Once I pried the disgustin' thing out I put it in a kleenex and throwed it out....

That is my latest story...

Bobert