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Thread #90403 Message #1713102
Posted By: Dave (the ancient mariner)
08-Apr-06 - 09:06 AM
Thread Name: happy? - Apr 8 (Died of masturbation)
Subject: RE: happy? - Apr 8 (Died of masturbation)
There once was a fellow named Greene
Who invented a wanking machine
On the ninety ninth stroke
The fucking thing broke
And whipped his bollocks to cream