I don't think it flippin' works right! It said this when I was, like, done eh?

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***You Are a Totally Worthless Jackoff Soul***

You are on a quest for alcohol, sex, and junk food.
You would rather die than work.
Your complete lack of maturity gets you in hot water with authority figures of every kind.
You are an idiot who thinks of himself as a cool dude.

Heavily addicted to substance abuse, you live in poverty and squalor most of the time.
Your irresponsibility results in frequent problems with the law.
You are very likely to spend at least half your life in jail.
You take pride in the stupid things you do, and this gives you a strong, though totally illusory sense of being "on top of things" and in control.

Souls you are most compatible with: Addictive Soul and Shiftless Layabout Soul

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What a stupid FLIPPIN' TEST! I would punch the guy that rote it if I had him here in fronta me! What a bolthole he must be, eh?

And I don't live in Squalor! I live in Blind River! Any idiot knows that, eh?

- BDiBR