I prefer nice round spherical perfectly proportioned and balanced pearls to Bill's one-sided slanted variety, bobad. And shoot, I must have missed the posts from all these bores boars swine you refer to.

Hey, considering all these alleged pigs lurking about, we should start a new website. WE could even call it MUDSWINE! Think of all the pearls, of all shapes and sizes that would attract!   We could cast 'em out, string 'em up and make a mint!!!!