I've been knocked over in a totally unprovoked attack in my youth. I stood outside a pub waiting for the friend I had arranged to meet and two very drunken aboriginal girls came round the corner from another pub. They stood either side of me and started hurling verbal abuse which I ignored. Then one of them swung a punch and knocked me over. I had not looked at them, spoken, done anything but stand waiting for my friend. Aggressive drunks need no reason to hit someone.

And you won't get an apology from CH. He is, as I've said before, an arsehole. I'd far rather have Martin Gibson any day