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Thread #90503   Message #1716017
Posted By: GUEST,I Can't Compete With Mr. Happy
12-Apr-06 - 07:24 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mangled jokes
Subject: BS: Mangled jokes
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! To the I the tube of the neck cung it is,!
Doctor: Be good, that window go and your tongue at the outside stab.
Patient: It to carry and cure completely?
Doctor: Be, me the man side it will pick up only and it does not like.

Patient: The doctor and the doctor, inside 2 places my eight in me by it broke,!
Doctor: Them place fall in!

strike! strike!
Who is there?
Hamish.
Hamish the one where?
Hamish the person tambourine!

What peels and Mah and white, it is black, it is black white and white it is thin?
Lower part nun rotation of hill.

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