OK, here's one my (then 15 year old) daughter told me a few years ago:

You know how Dracula sucks people's blood? Well, what's a sperm count then?

And this is after its trip to Korea:

The Dracula will suck the person blood and to peel as there is Iss whom it spreads out? Well, sperm count what that time it happens?

And after a trip round Europe (Holland, France, Greece and back):

You weet how Dracula does absorb the blood of worlds? Well, what is despite then a inventory of sperm?