Billy and Johnny were anglers,
They wanted to make a few dollars.
But the cops came along,
Told them they were wrong,
And grabbed them by their collars.

Six whole years of waiting,
Now they are celebrating.
They've paid their fine,
Now they're drinking wine.
Whilst the judge continues prating.

Wasting tax payers money,
Really aint very funny.
Now the summary offenders,
Are both on benders,
Then off to catch some 'tunny'