Nice list Aldus...But you can keep Mr "Askme I'mfaggot"... If he was more than a half way decent fiddler than maybe I could ignore his 2 year old antics... but I know plenty of people that could play him into the ground... And I often wish they would!
And as far as the Rankin women go... well... I can sing through my nose too...
Just Blowing Steam... Don't take it personal eh!
;-)