AFAIK, only a few species of fish get their eggs fertilized internally.

The New Yorker, reproducing the headline "Study of Alcoholism under U.S. Grant", remarked, "They couldn't have picked a better man".

I have heard tell that Dylan Thomas, drunk at a dinner party, burst into a lull in the conversation with "I wish we were all hermaphrodites". His hostess asked, as politely as possible, "Why do you wish that, Mr Thomas?" to which he replied "So we could all go fuck ourselves".

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

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