M.C. And in this cage, ladies and gentlemen we have the Winky Wanky bird

Audience (incredulous) The Winky Wanky Bird?

M.C. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the Winky Wanky Bird. This amazing creature has its foreskin attached to it eyelid, so [pause for effect] as it winks; it wanks!

Audience (bursting into song)
We're off to see the wild west show
The elephant and the kangaroo
Never mind the weather
As long as we're together
We're off to see the wild west show.