Another old one is F U C Kay (woman's name) tell her I want to see her.

I was at a folk festival once and on the last day when everyone was packing up to leave a friend of mine was looking for her travelling companion, called Kay, because she needed to get the car keys from her so that she could load her own stuff in the car.

As a consequence my friend Gail was walking around saying to anyone she knew

F U C Kay, tell her I want to see her.

Helen