bloody hell!
this thread was getting nearly as long as Errol's dong.
after 300 postings - all kinds of speculation, as to who was wearing feathers and who wore a mini skirt, and who took care of the handbags down at the Little Big Horn, we get a calm authoritative answer to the original question.

Thank you Jack, you're all right.

as indeed are the rest of you for providing little spasm of entertainment in my dull, uneventful life.

all the best
Big Al Whittle
(sadly not named Big Al for any reasons comparable to Errol)