"Bed of Roses" by Bon Jovi has a few real cringers in it:

"With an ironclad fist, I wake up and french kiss the morning..."

"I wanna be just as close as the Holy Ghost is..."

"Tonite I won't be alone but you know that don't mean I'm not lonely..."

"The barkeeper's wig's crooked and she's giving me the eye; I might have said yeah, but I laughed so hard I think I died"


(That last line from the very clumsily worded and sung bridge. )

Basically a stupid fucking song.