Wot? Are you bloody stupid? Wot???? You don't use a fecking wadded up rag to stop sewer gases from the loo, you use one o' them "trap" fingies. It's a pipe in a sort of "s" shipe. And if it won't bloody flush I should fink NOT wot wiv a fecking wadded up rag jammed in the bleedin' drain pipe! Wot kind of man are you? You sound loik one o' them types wot walks around wiv 'is knuckles draggin' on the ground and utterin' a grunt now and then when 'e finks o' somefin which ain't often!

I won't be callin' you to fix my plumbin', Bobert. Not bloody likely!

- Olive Whatnoll