Hope this helps... As happened with the posting from Jack I dont know if chords will look right when posted.
The Janny Song - Billy Connolly

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When I was wee I used tae hiv a nightmare every night
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I woke up screamin jist before the monster took a bite
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He wore a blue serge outfit wi buttons shiny n bright
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I lived in terror o the janny


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Oh the janny aye the janny
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He nearly drove me mad
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He'd shop me tae the teachers any time that I was bad,
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I wish that he'd retire or die or move tae Garngad,
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Ma hearts near broke wi the janny


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I mind wan summer evening I was playing on the street
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A simple game a fitba wi ma sannies on ma feet
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I hit the baw a stoater an it soared away a treat
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The last thing on ma mind wis the janny


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Noo I don't look fur trouble but I seem tae get ma share
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The baw went sailin skywards slowly curvin in the air
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The last thing I remember there wis plate glass everywhere
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And guess who saw me the janny

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Oh the janny aye the janny
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He nearly drove me mad
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He'd shop me tae the teachers any time that I was bad,
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I wish that he'd retire or die or move tae Garngad,
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Ma hearts near broke wi the janny


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First thing on Monday morning I was sent for by the head
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And he hit me wi his leather belt till I wished that I was dead
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I swore I'd get the janny and choke him in his bed
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I wis gonny murder the janny


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Well nine years later I left school and I got myself a job
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It felt a million dollars just tae huv a couple a bob
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I wis oot the road of the traffic didnae need tae steal or rob
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And I've yet tae see a shipyerd wi a janny


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Oh the janny aye the janny
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He nearly drove me mad
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He'd shop me tae the teachers any time that I was bad,
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I wish that he'd retire or die or move tae Garngad,
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Ma hearts near broke wi the janny

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One night on my way hame fae work I nipped in for a pint
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Somethin glistened in the corner of my eye jist oot of sight
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I saw it wis the janny I prepared myself tae fight
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I wis gonny murder the janny


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Well the next thing I remember he wis staunin next tae me
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He wisnae such a big bloke only five fit two or three
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If I'd laid a hand upon him ma mates would've murdered me
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A poor wee soul is the janny


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Oh the janny aye the janny
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He nearly drove me mad
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He'd shop me tae the teachers any time that I was bad,
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Im gled he's no retired or dead or livin in Garngad,
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A poor wee soul is the janny