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Thread #90763 Message #1728469
Posted By: Little Hawk
26-Apr-06 - 10:39 PM
Thread Name: Worst Song?
Subject: RE: Worst Song?
"Space Oddity" is of course brilliant, and does not need me to defend it. ;-P
I have to agree about Red Sovine, though. Hoo-wee! I listened to Giddy-Up and Go and here I am awash in tears...
Here's a beaut from Dell Reeves, 1965:
Girl On The Billboard
WHO IS THAT GIRL
WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE
AND A TOWEL IN THE PICTURE
ON THE BILLBOARD IN THE FIELD
NEAR THE BIG OLE HIGHWAY?
ROLLING DOWN THE HIGHWAY IN MY JIMMY,
HAULING FRIEGHT FROM CHICAGO TO ST. LOUIE;
LAWD, I SEE HER EVERY DAY.
A DOUBLE CLUTCHING WEASEL LIKE ME
HARDLY GETS A GIRL ANYWHERE
WHO`LL LOOK AT ME THAT WAY,
LIKE THE GIRL
WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE AND A TOWEL
IN THE PICTURE ON THE BILLBOARD
IN THE FIELD NEAR THE BIG OLE HIGHWAY.
WOW!, WHAT A GIRL
WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE AND A TOWEL
IN THE PICTURE ON THE BILLBOARD
IN THE FIELD NEAR THE BIG OLE HIGHWAY.
I BET IT WOULDN`T TAKE HER VERY LONG TO GET GONE
IF SOMEONE WOULD PULL A DIRTY LITTLE TRICK
AND TAKE HER TOWEL AWAY.
I SLOW MY JIMMY DOWN TO TWENTY,
THAT`S HOW MANY WRECKS I SEE THERE EVERY DAY,
CAUSED BY THE GIRL WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE
AND A TOWEL IN THE PICTURE
ON THE BILLBOARD IN THE FIELD
NEAR THE BIG OLE HIGHWAY.
I LOVE THE GIRL WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE
AND A TOWEL IN THE PICTURE
ON THE BILLBOARD IN THE FIELD
NEAR THE BIG OLE HIGHWAY.
I GUESS I`M GETTING BOLDER
`CAUSE I`D RATHER KISS AND HOLD HER
THAN JUST KEEP A-LOOKING AT HER EVERY DAY.
AT FOUR FORTY FIVE COFFEE DRINKING - EATING TIME,
JIMMIE SHIMMIED WHILE I WOKE UP THE ARTIST
THAT PAINTED THAT DISPLAY OF THE GIRL
WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE AND A TOWEL.
DOG-GONE THAT GIRL
WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE AND A TOWEL
IN THE PICTURE ON THE BILLBOARD
IN THE FIELD NEAR THE BIG OLE HIGHWAY.
THE SLEEPY-HEADED PAINTER SAID THE GIRL WASN`T REAL,
AND I`D BETTER GET THE ( COO- COO) ON MY WAY.
ON ROUTE 66 FROM THE BILLBOARD TO CHICAGO,
YOU WILL FIND TINY PIECES OF MY HEART
SCATTERED EVERY WHICH-A-WAY,
SHATTERED BY THE GIRL
WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE AND A TOWEL
IN THE PICTURE ON THE BILLBOARD IN THE FIELD
NEAR THE BIG OLE HIGHWAY.
IN THE PICTURE ON THE BILLBOARD IN THE FIELD
NEAR THE BIG OLE HIGHWAY.