we wouldn't want yer sporren hanging out of plumb

Funny, I thought those things were always a little off to one side. . .oh! You mean that purse thingie!

Get up and moving about soon, Giok! If someone brings you a printout of this thread, you might want to press that white button (if they provide them there like they do here) before you start reading in case laughter hurts for a while. :)

SRS