" I wish you hadn't asked that question, I really have no answer it - Almost any politician

"We lost because the other team were better" - Sir Alex Furgeson

"Why don't we try going on the defensive for a while?" - Field Marshal Sir Douglas Haig

"Damn it Lestrade. You've beaten me to it" Sherlock Holmes

"You know, I fancy a holiday in Jerusalem" - Adolf Hitler

"You know, I think my problem is that I'm too trusting" - Joseph Stalin

"Why should I worry about a buch of convicts?" - Elzabeth Fry

"OK, we start with 'Whiskey on a Sunday', followed by 'We've had no Beer', then 'Ale, Glorious Ale' and finishing on 'Another Little Drink'" - Salvation Army choirmaster