The chimney sweep, he was there, but they had to put him oot;

For every time he farted he would fill the room with soot..

Singing...

The queen was in the parlor, eating bread and honey;

The king was in the chambermaid, and she was in the money..

The letter-carrier 'e was there, the poor man had the pox.

He couldna' fook the ladies, so he fooked the letter-box...

Next!

Peter.