It's a bit sad to see some of my favourites in this list, but why oh why has no-one mentioned any of the randomly squeaky rhythmless self indulgent indistinguishable noises composed (if that is the word) and sung(if that is the word) by Kate Bush?

And did anyone mention Wink Martindale's Deck of Cards?

Or D-I-V-O-R-C-E?