There was a dirge called 'I Remember Elvis Presley' which was rush-released in the UK after Elvis died.It was sung by a Presley sound-alike and haunts me still.
You see (hangs head in shame) in those days I was a hip disco deejay and used to play this flesh-crawlingly awful song constantly. People couldn't get enough of it.
But that was all long ago in a different life and in a different world, so I'm hoping my great sin can be forgiven.
Any road up, it's the worst song I ever heard. And I've heard some ropey ones, believe you me.
In my day.......