Found on the net, and forwarded by a friend, no attribution,
to the famous ABBA tune...

               Diarrhoea

My my - I cannot contain myself.
Diarrhoea - does it show again?
My my I could not contain myself.

Ohhh, I think I just farted,
The contents of my bowels departed.
My my - I could not contain myself.
Diarrhoea - had to let it go,
My my - I just had to let it flow.

I had curry for dinner late last night.
Then I went off to bed and turned out the light.
But then that pain, in my bowels returned.
I went insane; made a dash for the toilet bowl...
Plonked my arse over the hole.

I let rip, with something I'd never seen.
It was putrid and it looked slightly green.
Whooooaaaa

(Chorus)
Diarrhoea - here I go again,
My my - I cannot contain myself.
Diarrhoea - does it show again?
My my I could not contain myself.


Don't worry, I know where the door is...