Another John Wayne scene, from "The War Wagon", with Kirk Douglas:

Two men come gunning for Wayne and Douglas, Wayne and Douglas both draw and kill them.

Douglas: "Mine hit the ground first."
Wayne: "Mine was taller."


And from "Duck Soup" with the Marx Brothers, I love the scene where someone says "Help is on the way!" and then there are many bits of stock footage of people running (and animals stampeding? it's been awhile since I saw it.)

Don