The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #87878   Message #1733568
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
05-May-06 - 05:17 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
"Interoffice Memo"
(reportedly real, Snopes is inconclusive)

Subject: Mmm-mmn-good

A woman at our interactive advertising agency
had recently returned from her maternity leave
when she sent the following e-mail:

Whoever used the milk in the small plastic
container that was in the refrigerator yesterday,
please do NOT own up to it. I would find it
forever after difficult to meet your gaze across
a cafeteria table whilst having a discussion
about java applets or brand identity.

Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY
for my son if you get my drift. I will label these
things from now on, but if you found your
coffee tasted just a little bit unusual this
morning, you might think about calling your
mom and telling her you love her.

Dave Oesterreich