See, what it is, LH, is that he is a Faux Icon, and this means that you have been spending too much time faux icon around.

Everything about him is false. He was brought to the Mudcat for false reasons, and his iconhood was an artifice. The only thing he is well-know or talked about on the Mudcat for is for being talked about -- a vacuum trying to draw itself out endlessly and futilely.   All the other Mudcat Icons, like Spaw, Rick, Cleigh, even the Little Pissant, have substance. But YOUR icon was invented without any earning power behind it, a hollow straw thing, in effect raised up by your own manipulations, because you waved your hand and said me-me-me-I wanna be an icon maker too.

Being less than careful what you wished for, you have inherited the wind.

But I know when someone is faux icon with me. Never fear.

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