The version I know is kid's one

On top of Old Smokey
All covered in cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Whizzed out of the door
It raced down the garden
And into a bush
And then my poor meatball
Was nothing but mush...

Pretty tame compared to the other one, I guess!