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Thread #91338 Message #1737558
Posted By: McGrath of Harlow
10-May-06 - 07:28 PM
Thread Name: On Top of Old Smokey - parody problem
Subject: RE: On Top of Old Smokey - parody problem
And overreacting to trivia isn't going to stop school shootings. In fact I'd hazard a guess that it makes that kind of thing more likely.
Conceivably there might have been other grounds we don't know about that could have justified this suspension - perhaps the girl was disrupting the class, or setting out to be insolent to the teacher. But "suspended from school for threatening a teacher" - that's daft.
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Here's a version from :
On top of the schoolhouse
All covered in sand
I shot my poor teacher
With a green rubber band.
I shot here with glory
I shot her with pride
I could hardly have missed her
She's forty feet wide.
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw hand grenades.
Maybe Garrison Keillor had better think about applying for political asylum in some less sensitive country.