I wonder where I can get one of these to freak out my next door neighbour before the first match England is due to play...

I was talking about all this to my son, for whom football is also a religion. He reckons that for real fans the club is everything, the national team by comparison is insignificant. His only worry is that if England gets knocked out early, the TV coverage of the tournament will get scaled down dramatically. He just wants to see the football - who wins in this tournament is a minor matter.