But Clinton! It's a free web forum the members love so much, they are willing to pay for the privlege of having access to a free web forum!

You just don't get it do ya, Mr Hammond? These people are DESPERATE to donate because this place is their pet net addiction website.

What if--GASP--Max pulled the plug on their little cyberworld? This is the only place online many of them come to--the only place they call home, home on the web.

Oh the wailing, the web wandering, the homeless feeling of not being taken in by other music forums that refuse to put up with behavior which is worshipped, celebrated, and rewarded here! What if...?!?!? Indeed.

Only Max and Joe and the clones and their sycophants understand just how deep this river of need runs in this forum's membership...how desperately some here cling to this free web forum they keep paying for, for it is the life boat in the Great Big Sea of Online Music Forums...

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