Well, the kid is gradiated with a full educimation. The creaking sound you hear is the money tap being turned off.

The ceremony was very nice. The kids were allowed an escort and Amy chose me. We walked the grads into the hall and sat behind our kids. At the right time we hooded them and flipped their tassel to the left. On Amy's left sat a young woman whose escort was her seven year old son. On Amy's right sat a young woman who looked like Megan, my daughter number three who died last year. I took the role of keeping track of the seven year old kid while his mom did the graduation thing. After the ceremony I escorted him out to where he met his grandparents.

The ex-wife was there. The less said about that, the better. She looks aw... never mind.