It is I, The Mother Of All BS Threads, otherwise known as Bee-Dubya's Mom.

Of all my children, Bee-Dubya is the most special. In fact, he is perfect in many ways. For example, he is a perfect nit-wit, a perfect moron, and a perfect fucking idiot. But I love him anyway. Not as much as I love Rapaire, mind you, but as much as any Mom could love an idjit child with half a brain.