I have been asked to serve as First Chocolate Judge of the Supreme Chocolate Court at the Getaway. I am deeply honored, bearing in mind the proviso that "chocolate" in this context indicates a state of heart and mind. We are accepting nominations for up to 8 additional Supreme Chocolate Court judges. The only requirement is that they be susceptible to theobromine and have NO vested interest in any chocolate-producing companies, conglomerates, or close bonds or sexual transgressions with any representatives of same.

In the event I fail to arrive, court may be held by any number (greater than zero) of other duly appointed Supreme Chocolate Court judges. In the event no Judges arrive, judging shall be relegated to the proper seat of all power, the individual citizens present at the occasion, who shall share it as far as it goes to perform their ad hoc judging.

Candidates, make yourselves known!


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