Little Jon went for a walk one summer afternoon with his grandpa, which they liked to do. At one point Jonnie blurted out "Grandpa, look at those two dogs! That's not right!!" His grandfather looked, and, as he wasn't authorized to enter that discussion, he thought quickly, and was quite proud of hmself for thinking quickly: "Jonnie. That's all right. That dog at the back has hurt his paw, see? He may have stepped on a thorn or some broken glass, even. The other dog is is friend, helping him to walk back to his owner."

But Jonnie got a sad look. His little lower lip started to quiver, and he saud "Oh, grandpa, that's so terrible." "Terrible? repeated his grandpa. "Why? What's so bad about that?"

"Oh," said Jonnie, "you go to help someone, and you get fucked in the ass."