Hey, we got this great cheap stuff that we invented as a military poison, that some guy spilt in his face, and as he died, his last words were, "Hey guys, it's really sweet!".

Let's sell it as a sugar replacement - the rats don;t died is they only get the equivalent of a couple of teaspoons of sugar in a couple of cups of tea or coffee a day...

What? they put it in Coco-cola, and now they're drinking gallons of of it a day?

Where's me hat?

I'm not making this up you know....