My buddy's wife joked about the fact that I wear hats all the time to cover up my bald head. Odd, I thought. Of course I do. Otherwise my bald hear would get cold in the winter and sunburnt in the summer.

I just bought my first Tilley hat as the wide brim will help protect the scar from my slice and dice. Well, a chinese version, at less than one sixth the cost of a real Tilley - but, no lifetime warranty. It's even got a zippered pocket in the "roof" (?). So, can I join your gang, sIx?