The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #91967   Message #1752856
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
04-Jun-06 - 02:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: What's wrong with hats all of a sudden?
Subject: RE: BS: What's wrong with hats all of a sudden?
Easy to get served at posh winebars - Just shout very loudly for a bottle of vintage Bollinger. When the barstaff ask what vintage just say "Sorry I was only kidding, but now I have your attention..."

I have only been thrown out of one so far;-)

Cheers

DtG