If we can't use the United States Constitution to make people behave properly, then what the hell IS it for? That's what I wanna know. We should add an amendment outlawing the consumption of fish on Friday (just as well, because as of next Friday there won't be any) and also washing one's hands before dinner. Hey -- this here is the UNITED States, remember? We should set some standards. And throw in driving on the right, the normal way, while you're at it. Oh, and natonal ID tags and no drinking until you're eighteen, too. Make it twenty one. I don't care what the French think, either. Twenty-one.
And handkerchiefs. Make 'em use handkerchiefs, especially the menfolk. It was good enough for Granpaw, and he was a REAL gentleman. He even kilt an Injun once, even it if it was a young one.


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