A lazy lug
With ugly mug
Squat as a pug
Wearing a plug-ugly rug
Would you be bugged?
I think, said Doug,
I'd hit the jug
Or yell "Go fugg!"
At such a lug!
If such a mug
Should try to hug,
I would be bugged,
I would, said Doug
I'd swing and slug
His ugly mug.