The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60199   Message #1755703
Posted By: Peace
08-Jun-06 - 02:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: Jokes.
Subject: RE: BS: Jokes.
The Bee Sting

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why back in so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee."

"Where?" he asked.

"Between the first and second hole" she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."