Oh, and we had a chat with Sins over dinner - she phoned to say hello... I think Seamus may be writing out doggy divorce papers.... somehow I don't reckon it'll be an amicable situation...

I would put alimony at 4 bags of kibble a month and visiting rights at weekends and every second Wednesday, providing Jacqui lets him out of the cellar for that long. Kendall gets to keep any product of the 'walk in the park' incidents.

LTS