What about oil paint? Who cares about emulsion paint? What the hell is emulsion paint anyway? Sounds like something Mona Lisa might use for anal irrigation.

"...studies of bubble packing in three dimensions"? Lord Kelvin deserves to have a dodecahedral close packing shape named after him. He has earned the right.

What about antimony? I thought antimony was used to make paint dry. I used to mine antimony. I was told that's why I was being paid to mine the stuff. So that paint could dry.