Well, I guess, now that 'Spaw has clarified the thing, that we should include anything short enough to be told briefly, whether one line of a few. Thank you for your Wisdom, sir Spaw.

"Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow is a vision, today is a bitch."

The one allegedly uttered by a drunken W.C. Fields when an incensed Mayer was waiting at his door:

"Give him..an evasive answer...tell him to go f### himself."

Also attributed to Fields:
"You, sir, are a no-good son of a bitch. I would not piss in your ear if your brain were on fire."

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