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Thread #92210 Message #1761606
Posted By: Peace
16-Jun-06 - 01:59 PM
Thread Name: Review: World music - a white middle class fraud
Subject: RE: Review: World music - a white middle class fraud
Best refrain line/hook I've heard in years:
Artist/Band: Nichols Joe Lyrics for Song: Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Lyrics for Album: III SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK
THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
SOLO
SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF... BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
CHORUS
SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY OH WHAT HAVE I DONE HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF