FILM STAR: THE EASY LIFE
(Attributed to one V.Jones)   

I'll grant at football I'm past my best.
So from sport I may have to take a rest.
I've a new way to support my sons,
With lock, stock, and my two smoking guns"
       CHO: Toor-a-loora-la, toor-a-loora-lie
             Toor-a-loora-la, toor-a-loora-lie
             I've a new way to support my sons,
             With lock, stock, and two smoking guns"


"My latest film now is "X-Men 3"
And those X-Men may get the best of me.
Professor X reads my every thought,
Yes, it's Vinnie Jones as the Juggernaut!
       CHO: Toor-a-loora-la, toor-a-loora-lie
             Toor-a-loora-la, toor-a-loora-lie
             Professor X reads my every thought,
             Yes, it's Vinnie Jones as the Juggernaut!"




Sorry... thread creep!

Nigel